Oh, *do* go on…and on…ok, that’s enough.

It’s been quite a busy weekend, even being off work an extra day. It’s been great, and I’ve managed to be incredibly productive…while avoiding doing laundry. I’ve always said, if there’s something you don’t want to do, find something else you don’t want to do more and do the first one to dodge dealing with the second—though I usually phrase it more pithily: I’m never more productive than when avoiding _____, or something like that.

We got some primroses for the front window ledge on Saturday, and they look about as pretty as a crocheted afghan. The bonus is that they were only 99¢ a piece! I was quite pleased…it balanced out the bajillion dollars I had to spend on actual groceries.

My goal for the day is to get caught up on laundry, Downtown Abbey, finish the neck and shoulder shaping of the Sydney Soft sweater, begin a newborn hat for a co-worker that is set to pop (I know, I swore off commission knits and she doesn’t realize the yarn cost half what she was going to pay, but I’ll never have to do it again), and maybe start the second half of my latest design for Ingrid Reimers / Caress Luxury Yarns. Naturally, all of this is after dental appointments for myself and the kiddo.

Am trying to think of some interesting ideas for dinner, too. Maybe little towers of sweet potato cooked until soft, then smashed and browned on both sides. And we have a ton of salad to go through…from there it gets muddy. We had mac ‘n’ cheese from scratch last night and I remembered why I never make it: it’s like eating a whole bottle of Ambien that was neatly tucked inside of a lead bowling ball. The other problem with it is that the cheese (that melts so magically and invisibly into the bêchamel sauce) sticks to the pot like crazy, which is funny because that’s how I feel trying to scour it off with a rough scrubby, my own tears, and some very choice words.

Speaking of choice, I’ve discovered my new favorite breakfast: Bob’s Red Mill 7 Grain Hot Cereal. The stuff is textured more like steel cut oats than grits or oatmeal, is healthier, and best of all, can be doctored to taste just like rice pudding for the greatest, most indulgent (seeming) breakfast since Louis XIV first strutted around in velvet breeches and man-heels. It’s also about 90% less than the packaged version that sits on the grocery store shelf (89¢/lb. vs. $9.53/1 lb. 9 oz.), that is, if you get it from the bulk aisle, or as I like to call it, the “I-should-have-gone-to-MIT-with-this-mathematically-inclined-sharp-as-a-tack-brain aisle”—yeah, it’s kind of long. I’ll probably go back to just “bulk aisle” at some point.

…And because people really only “read” blogs for the photographs. (I can prove it, too—this blog is actually written in an obscure Bantu click language, but you don’t know that because you’re just looking at the pictures!)

Valentine's Day Flowers

Valentine's Day Flowers

Swedish "-eatball" plate (My own vegetarian version)

Swedish "-eatball" plate (My own vegetarian version)

From scratch macaroni and cheese

From scratch macaroni and cheese

Feeling a little off lately...

Feeling a little off lately...

Primroses on the ledge...of glory...and I'm han—oh, nevermind.

Primroses on the ledge...of glory...and I'm han—oh, nevermind.

Heath L as The Joker meme: not sure if on purpose?

Heath L as The Joker meme: not sure if (variegated) on purpose?

Pretty in pink primroses

Pretty in pink primroses

Aren't these the cutest fairy-ish shade of pale purple?

Aren't these the cutest fairy-ish shade of pale purple?

Just peachy! Land sakes, these captions are hokey.

Just peachy! Land sakes, these captions are hokey.

The best ones. Kiddo picked 'em out, natch.

The best ones. Kiddo picked 'em out, natch.

There you got some pictures. Now get off my lawn! *shakes cane grumpily and goes back inside*

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Depeche mode

new motif

I’ve been remiss in making too many more of these, but thought it was high time I updated the blog. Just to show that I have quite a few other projects in the works:

  • Svartifoss motifs…haven’t decided if this will be a scarf or a cowl
  • new design for Caress Luxury Yarns in a buttery yellow
  • seaweed green half-finger gloves for a friend w/US-made Cestari wool
  • grape-colored fingerless mitts w/embroidery in Cascade 220
  • cream puff stitch crochet flapperish beanie in Brown Sheep Lanaloft
  • loden green crochet beret in Berroco Comfort
  • ecru angora-blend cardi (Sydney Soft by Finnish designer Meiju K-P)
  • pattern for my Isabelline scarf (Orkney Angora + Schulana Kid Seta Luxe yarn)
  • pattern for my Ederne Shawlette (Mountain Meadow Wool yarn)

And on top of all that I’m doing regular life stuff like working and eating and sleeping, so it’s slow going on all fronts. Time to finish some stuff, I think, before it gets too warm to wear any of it!

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Progress

I finished a sleeve for the Pendleton wool cardi I might have mentioned in passing yesterday. Now to finish the rest of the sweater. I wanted to do something really clever with the construction, but seeing how few sweaters I’ve finished over the years, I decided it was best to keep it simple this time around.

Photos to come…

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Make do and…eat.

Didn’t feel like going to the grocery store today, so I decided to poke around the fridge and see what was in there. I found the following:

my special German potato salad that uses beets and purple Peruvian potatoes
sour cream
chives
shredded cheese, Mexican blend
eggs
ginger ale
half and half
3 or 4 apples

I threw the last three in just to show how empty the fridge was. I ended up making a chive and cheese omelette and filling with the German potato salad and sour cream. I wish it had turned out to be less of a Paul Bunyan-esque portion, but all the ingredients were things that needed to be used up, so I guess it’s ok.

Next up: an entertainment marathon of Melissa D’Arabian’s $10 dinners, Good Eats, and Jeopardy on the DVR (those things are life changing, I tell you). Once kiddo goes to bed, which is looking like it will occur around 1am (it’s currently 4:41pm), I get to work on some more patterns and hopefully have enough brain left to do something that is as-yet top secret, and that will make my life much happier and more rewarding.

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You didn’t have to do what you did, but you did…

and I thank *ME* for finally basically finishing a pattern I’ve been stalled on for over the last year and a half! I lost my paper notes some time ago and without them lacked the motivation to continue the pattern. Finally this morning, I don’t know what seized me, but something struck like a bolt of lightning and I could see exactly what needed to be done to wrap this one up. Like, seeing the paths in “The Legend of Bagger Vance.” (For some reason I seem to be the only one who actually likes that movie?)

So all I need to do is slap the finishing directions and a schematic on it, and send it out to my tech editor. Yay!! This will be the first pattern I’ve finished all year. Good grief, am I ever behind, or what?! Oh well, better late than never!

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you out there who are probably not hunched over your laptops plugging away at job #2. For shame, Bethany! Go cook!

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New Pattern (Serac) + Knitalong

Meet Serac! Wikipedia defines a serac thusly: “A serac (originally from Swiss French sérac) is a block or column of ice formed by intersecting crevasses on a glacier.A photo from the Wikipedia page looked just like the stitch pattern I’m using, and happened to be from the Winthrop Glacier on Mount Rainier in my home state of Washington. :)

Serac is a simple triangle shawl that starts from the bottom point so you can stop any time. I might work the last section without increases so I can add buttons and make it into a cowl/dickie thing. There are only two pattern rows; what makes the pattern is the way they are repeated.

Meet Serac:

Mountain Meadow Wool Shawl/Cowl

A pattern this simple just begs for a wholesome neutral-shade yarn like Mountain Meadow Wool Kaycee. It’s a slubby, sport-weight singles that knits up into a delectably elegant, supple fabric. Mountain Meadow Wool yarns are a 100% US product that look great in plain stockinette, textural patterns, lace, and cables. If I could describe them in one word, I think it would be “skooshhhhh” as that is how they feel when you squeeze them.
If you’d like to make a Serac shawl, see below for materials and instructions.

Mountain Meadow Wool Shawl

Mountain Meadow Wool Kaycee: 2 skeins for cowl version, 3 skeins for shawl version
3.75mm needles (US 5)

Begin Pattern:
Using longtail method, cast on 7 stitches

Set-up Row 1: knit
Set-up Row 2: k1, yo, (k1, p1)2 times, k1, yo, k1
Row A: k1, yo, knit yarn over from previous row through the back loop to twist closed, (p1,k1) to last 3 stitches, p1, knit yarn over from previous row through the back loop to twist closed, yo, k1.
Work row A again.
Row B: k1, yo, knit yarn over from previous row through the back loop to twist closed, knit to last 2 stitches, knit yarn over from previous row through the back loop to twist closed, yo, k1.
Work row B again.

Continue pattern by working Row A 3 times then Row B 2 times.

Cowl version: When you have desired width for cowl, omit increases and work in the established 5-row ribbing pattern for at least 12,” then bind off all stitches on the second row B. (I might do some needle size changes to taper the top of the cowl if I go this route.)

Shawl version: continue in established 5-row ribbing pattern until you have desired width for shawl, then bind off all stitches on the second row B.

I figured it might be fun to make this free pattern into a knitalong for two reasons: 1. knitting is always more fun with a buddy, and 2. to motivate me to work on it as I currently have too many WIPs again. (How did that happen?) Join us in the Busiest Bee group on ravelry if you’re interested.

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Pics, or it didn’t happen…

I’ve been finishing things left, right, and center the past couple weeks. It’s been great! Unfortunately, all year my camera batteries have been dead (and I’ve been too lazy to find the charger and zap them). The best pics I could muster of some recent progress were these:

This will end up being what I call a “hypotenuse shawl” like Usoa. It begins at, well, the hypotenuse and decreases down to a point. I like that this is the fastest, easiest shawl type, and that the rows get faster as you go since you are decreasing not increasing. It makes it easy to do the bulk of the work when you have the most steam: at the beginning!

There is a 3rd repeat after the ones shown now, but finishing up other long-time languishing projects has put this one on the back burner. Now the only WIPs I have are this one, a fawn Pendleton wool cardigan with some interesting/thoughtful details, and another stashbuster’s dream (like my Kaleidoscope fingerless mitts) that I am tentatively naming Lepidoptera because it makes me think of beautiful butterfly wings.

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‘Tis better to give than to receive (but receiving is really nice too)

Usoa Shawl

You have probably started all of your Christmas knitting already, but it seems like someone is always forgotten, or a need for a knitted gift always arises with little time to spare. (Folks like myself with doldrum-month birthdays, for example.) If you need a beautiful gift for someone special and want something you can knock out in a couple weeks (or less if you are a faster knitter than me, which is entirely possible because I’m rather slow), I would love to suggest Usoa Shawl.

Usoa starts at the neckline with all the stitches needed for the width of the shawl (i.e. the hypotenuse), you then decrease every other row down to the point, so it gets shorter as you go, which means the knitting gets much more quick, especially after you get halfway through the length. See?

The gift that keeps on giving:
If you decide to knit Usoa as a gift for someone any time between now and January 1st, post a photo to your ravelry project page of the recipient in their shawl, and you will receive any one of my patterns (your choice!) for free! :)

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Hi, New Leaf, I’m Bethany.

Typically people wait for the new year to make fundamental changes, or at the very least, they think of spring as a time for renewal and beginnings. The other day I had the thought that trying to implement new, good habits was pointless without letting the old ones die first. Maybe we should all look to fall to start the cathartic process of renewal. I was hoping to—

Oh snap, was that meaningless existentialist drivel? I meant to post knitting pics…uh…oh, gee, this is awkward. (New design finally in the works with 29% danger of being frogged, so pics to come shortly, with any luck alignment of planets.)

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Y’know, the one where Tom Cruise played a bartender…

Went grocery shopping today and got so many lovely, unusual (to me) things. When I got home and started putting things away, I realized I was really thirsty and…purely on accident, I invented a pretty spiffy new drink. It looks like this:

a ginger ale concotion with celery and grape

Alpenblume
Materials:
12oz. glass
ice, large pieces (so the drink doesn’t get diluted too quickly)
chef’s knife
microplane grater

Ingredients:
ginger ale (1-12 oz. can)
3 thin celery sticks (from the top of the stalk)
6 large red grapes
gingerroot, grated to taste
1 tsp. honey

1. Fill cocktail glass with ice.
2. Using the chef’s knife, slice the celery into thin strips lengthwise, then using the side of the blade, crush the celery to extract its flavor. Add to cocktail glass.
3. Slice the grapes in half and smoosh them against the inside of the glass as you add them one at a time.
4. Pour in ginger ale to fill the glass.
5. Grate about 1/2 tsp of ginger over the top and add a tsp. squeeze of honey.
6. Insert straw and go crazy.

If you want to really jazz this up, 1/2 sparkling wine and 1/2 ginger ale would do nicely.

Fancy N/A beverages allow me to continue knitting, so I’m quite excited about my new discovery. Another shot of the geschmekt trink:

celery and grape goodness

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